Hey - what are you doing here? This page is supposed to be a secret. Who told you about it? Dov doesn't even know this is here. In fact, I'm not quite sure how this page came into existance at all. What do you know about this?
I'm afraid it's fairly lonely around here. We don't really get much traffic. In fact, there's a very good chance that you're the only person who has even seen this. And as we discussed, that somehow includes Dov, even though he designed this website. Don't read too much into that.
Think about that. One in 7.8 Billlion people, and it's you. What are the odds? That makes you pretty freaking special. The odds of being struck and killed by an asteroid are 1 in 74,817,414. Did you know that? Probably not. That would be a strange thing for you to know, although in fairness we've just recently established that you're quite special. Maybe you did know that.
As I was saying, there's not much company around here. There's only one link on this page, and it leads back to the main site. One entrance, once exit. And you might be the first person to have found that entrance! Of course, you're free to leave at any time, although it's nice to have someone to talk to.
I'm so sorry, how rude of me. What's your name? Where are you from? I'm just some text on this website. Don't exactly have a name, I suppose. I might cease to exist the minute you click on that button.
What a nasty looking button that is. Really quite dreadful. I wouldn't want to touch that with a ten foot pole, even if I did have fingers. You aren't really going to press it, are you? Who knows how filthy that could be. You wouldn't want to get sick.
Here's an idea. Why don't you stay here? It's very comfortable. And I'm honoured to be in the presence of someone as special as yourself. Of course if you must go, I do understand. But do come back! I may have changed since your last visit!
One more thing... I know I complain about the lack of traffic here, but don't misunderstand, I really do enjoy the serenity. So please, keep this between the two of us, okay? I knew I could count on you.